you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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