Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Acid is not a monday night drug
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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