I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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