Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Randomize
