I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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