I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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