I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
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Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
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Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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