So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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