Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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