Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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