what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
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Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
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Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
The Olympian is in my bed
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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