I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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