I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
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Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
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also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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