Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
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