It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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