Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
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LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
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To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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