ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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