how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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