69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
my being single is dangerous.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
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you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
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God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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