Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
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so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
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I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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