her vagine was all disorganized.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
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im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
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literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
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