PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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