very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
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