Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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