Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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