fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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