do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I just gift wrapped bread.
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He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
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Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
How does it feel to date your dad?
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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