his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
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No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
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I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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