So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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