Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
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I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
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I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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