my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
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Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
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Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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