So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
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Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
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Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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