Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
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He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
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plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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