I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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