Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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