Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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