whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
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I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
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I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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