Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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