She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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