You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
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Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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