Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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