the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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