I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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