Fuck appropriateness.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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