I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
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I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
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Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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