Im at strip club and am horny
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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