Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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