Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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