I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
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I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
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First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
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