absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
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