3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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