sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
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It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
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It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
try to milk me bitch
tell me about the fingering
Randomize