THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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