That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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