"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
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And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
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No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Shame is for Republicans.
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