covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i just had sex bonerless
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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