i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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