nutella sex= disaster
There was a lot of him and a little penis
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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